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Just one of those nights

THE ULTIMATE SECRET TO WEIGHT LOSS! WEIGHT LOSS SPECIALISTS HATE HER GUTS

exclusively on Lessons

1. Break up with the love of your life
2. Wake up every morning gasping like a drowning person
3. The agony gripping your entire body in a vise will surely displace any physical hunger you could possibly feel!
4. Wracking sobs develop your abdominal muscles!
5. Flavor your food with your own salty tears! This is economical, plus dehydration will contribute to overall weight loss.
7. Eating your words and swallowing your pride add zero calories to your daily intake!
8. Hatred and regret will consume your insides!

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